Macro stepped on your new car? Stuck in a pinch? Fender Bender? Or just sue-crazy?

Call a R E A L L A W Y E R !

Real trash panda lawyers, REAL JUSTICE!

You know it's legit when the number has 8 digits in it!

Colored sketch commisioned by   mixley
Art by me   combatraccoon

I am open for commissions like this!
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