"I've met Iker after Ive seen him sobbing for joy at the Dallas Zoo after I've told him all the stuff places like this do, especially to his distant relatives that live here."

"I've met Ms. A and I've told her thanks for the member cards and I'm still shocked that she's the only newscaster almost as tall as Big Tex! (and yeah, she's a Cowboys fan...)"

"And when I've heard that Witten was THE NAME of Crystal's second Son, I was so elated the same way I've gotten season tix for the 'Boys Games (along with my colleague Pat Downey and Newy Scruggs...)"

"Again, I've said thanks to Mrs. A..."

"Ike's a cool kid. Literally."

Iker Donavan Brohnmann
"The Metroplex's Most Optimistic Weasel"
5th Grade (Age 8, born April 22, 2010)
Sam Houston Elementary
Knox/Henderson (Dallas)
(Black Footed Ferret)

Amelia MacInnis-Douglas
(2nd oldest sibling to Erin, Alvin, and Samantha)
"Second Tallest DFW Personality After Big Tex!"
"Wild In DFW!" Reporter and Blogger (1992-Present, formerly at KTVT 11 [Now CBS11], 1986-92)
"NBC5 News"
KXAS Channel 5 (NBC5; "Texas Connects Us™")
North Stonewall Terrace (Dallas)
(Reticulated Giraffe)

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