Here we have the greatest geeksploration vehicle of the seas. Captained by the fearless Guybrush Threepwood, it is currently in dry dock at Kobe harbor undergoing retrofit to install the Dalek bumps, the first 2 already at the bow on port and starboard sides. The entire bow deck is going to be covered in satellite uplinks and on the aft a huge mass conversion engine. The hold is to be outfitted with the worlds most advanced hadron collider ever known. All of these things payed for by a generous grant from DARPA in order to determine if nerds, can in fact, get dates on prom night.