Rupert, a character I made for an RP forum, goes to a bar on St. Patrick's Day and takes part in a drinking contest WARNING: Some vomiting and peeing involved (because, come on, drinking contest). I actually wrote this much more pornographically at first, but when I rewrote a less porny version, I think I liked it better. So yeah, here ya go!

And yes, I wrote this ON St. Patrick's Day, I just never uploaded ;w;

UWWARRRRRRP~!