Go to this place, they said.

They will hire you on site, they said.

All you have to do is wear this huge hippo costume and jump around, they said.

Now I am stuck on this body forced to perform the dance, I can't quit because they are the only one who can get rid of this costume and they will let me go after tour, which is on a whole year, if I didn't become popular or worst the costume won't allow me to take it off. Well I see you on a year, I hope.

Note: this was a idea I had for years and I like it n_n