A bikini is a useful and practical way for reptiles of any sex to carry heat packs or cold packs for thermoregulation. Jeb here finds that an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot number complements his natural coloration perfectly.
He prefers fire-resistant fabrics. For reasons.
blue and white iguana.
it is covered in candles which flicker ominously.
it has super obvious tan lines.
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Jenius.